Thirsty Howell III Unisexy Crew Neck T-Shirt

Y'all, we know some thirsty bitches. We know you do, too. Call 'em out on the 'gram, on the 'book, on the... errr... Twitter. Hell - call 'em out on the LinkedIn if you see 'em.

This is a lightweight t-shirt with a slim fit, made from a mix of cotton and polyester so Christians - you'll go to hell for wearing this. Fewer wrinkles (unlike our faces), requires little to no ironing, and the fabric reduces shrinkage. (Of the shirt, pig.)

• 50% ring-spun and combed cotton, 50% polyester, 100% fierce.
• 7/8" (2.22 cm) seamed crew neck collar
• 1" (2.54 cm) double-needle bottom hem, ahem.
• 1" (2.54 cm) blind-stitch sleeve hem
• Shoulder-to-shoulder tape, which is NOT the same as a reel-to-reel tape, which, for you GenZers is a.... oh fuck never mind.
• Slim fit, but not shady
• Blank products stocked in the USA are made in USA

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