
Y'all, we know some thirsty bitches. We know you do, too. Call 'em out on the 'gram, on the 'book, on the... errr... Twitter. Hell - call 'em out on the LinkedIn if you see 'em.
This is a lightweight t-shirt with a slim fit, made from a mix of cotton and polyester so Christians - you'll go to hell for wearing this. Fewer wrinkles (unlike our faces), requires little to no ironing, and the fabric reduces shrinkage. (Of the shirt, pig.)
• 50% ring-spun and combed cotton, 50% polyester, 100% fierce.
• 7/8" (2.22 cm) seamed crew neck collar
• 1" (2.54 cm) double-needle bottom hem, ahem.
• 1" (2.54 cm) blind-stitch sleeve hem
• Shoulder-to-shoulder tape, which is NOT the same as a reel-to-reel tape, which, for you GenZers is a.... oh fuck never mind.
• Slim fit, but not shady
• Blank products stocked in the USA are made in USA
This is a lightweight t-shirt with a slim fit, made from a mix of cotton and polyester so Christians - you'll go to hell for wearing this. Fewer wrinkles (unlike our faces), requires little to no ironing, and the fabric reduces shrinkage. (Of the shirt, pig.)
• 50% ring-spun and combed cotton, 50% polyester, 100% fierce.
• 7/8" (2.22 cm) seamed crew neck collar
• 1" (2.54 cm) double-needle bottom hem, ahem.
• 1" (2.54 cm) blind-stitch sleeve hem
• Shoulder-to-shoulder tape, which is NOT the same as a reel-to-reel tape, which, for you GenZers is a.... oh fuck never mind.
• Slim fit, but not shady
• Blank products stocked in the USA are made in USA
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
Chest (inches) | 34-36 | 38-40 | 42-44 | 46-48 | 48-50 |
Waist (inches) | 30-32 | 32-33 | 33-34 | 36-38 | 40-42 |
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
Chest (cm) | 86-91 | 97-102 | 107-112 | 117-122 | 122-127 |
Waist (cm) | 76-81 | 81-84 | 84-86 | 91-97 | 102-107 |