I mean, we're not supposed to say "Mormon" anymore, so let's put that shit on a t-shirt! Choose from a veritable RAINBOW of shirt colors and show your SEXY MORON PRIDE! Be gay, do crime, and do a SEXY MORMON too.
This cotton t-shirt is THICCCCC, comfortable, soft, and made with a (totally) tubular construction so it's less fitted... leaving more room for your Sexy Mormonality.
• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester, so if you believe the Bible then you're going to hell for wearing this shirt)
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz (153 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double stitched sleeves and bottom hem
This cotton t-shirt is THICCCCC, comfortable, soft, and made with a (totally) tubular construction so it's less fitted... leaving more room for your Sexy Mormonality.
• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester, so if you believe the Bible then you're going to hell for wearing this shirt)
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz (153 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double stitched sleeves and bottom hem
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 ½ | 28 ¾ | 29 ¾ | 30 ¾ | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (cm) | 70 | 73 | 76 | 78 | 81 | 84 |
| Width (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |