Oh Hi Hooker Towel

Oh Hi Hooker Towel

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Perfect for a day at the beach or a night on the town. We have it on good authority that Neneh Cherry wanted to wear one of these on the "Raw Like Sushi" album cover*.

This is an all-over sublimation towel, which we were shocked to learn has nothing to do with putting secret messages in films to influence people to, like, vote Republican. (What else would explain the past 40 years of American politics? Oh, wait - that was the Koch Brothers...)

• Available in one size: 30”x60”
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester, 100% MEOW
• Made in China. Printed in the USA. Sported in all the FANCY resorts.
• Printed on one side only, so you can flip it over if you see your pastor walking forwards you on the beach
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent; we're not sure how it does with cleaning up blood, so probably don't use it to clean up a murder

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*No, no she did not.

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